Long Haired Persian Cats Rock!

Life of a cat musician is not easy. And even more difficult is life of those who play cat rock. Mad concerts, crowds of fans, among that the majority are screaming kittens with problem behaviour. And of course, litres of strong valeriane...That's how since long ago spend their time members of the band of long haired persian cats. And today, we will tell you the story of this band, that can be called a legend in cat rock music.

Once upon a time, two persian brothers - white long haired cats, decided to organize a band. By the way, at the time they were kittens still, but they knew for sure, that they will become famous rockers. Title for the band was thought out fast. Kittens did not think for too long, and called the band for the name of themselves - Long Haired Persian Cats. What was to else to do is to find a talented cat vocalist. None of the brothers could beautifully meow, and a cat rock can not be imagined without a powerful and original cat voice.
That is why persian brothers organised a casting, to which came many kittens from different counties of our Kingdom. A few candidates was chosen. White siberian kittens sang an extract from a cat rock opera. They had awesome voices, but there was a one problem. Kittens always performed together, and the band was looking for a one vocalist. Persian kittens also tried, but nevertheless the same breed, none of them had a powerful voice.
Siamese kittens performed good, but the appearance of this breed did not fit the band's image. In the end, brothers almost chose a one white long haired kitten of an unknown breed to sing in the band. But at the last moment a young cat changed his mind. He was offered to sing in a band called Free Tabby Kittens. It was a simple pop band, that performed romantican cat songs. White kitten was not a real rocker in mind, and chose the different musical career.

long haired persian cats and flat face

Nobody expected such a situation. And when brothers almost lost the hope to find a vocalist, they met HIM. His name was Persian Flat Face. He was given such a strange name because of his untypical snout. Too flat even for a persian. Because of his outstanding appearance, nobody wanted to take Flat Face on a role of vocalist, even when he was dreaming to sing in a rock band. But our long haired brothers did not notice a strange appearance of a cat and suggested him to meow something. When Flat Face opened his maw, then even window glasses shook.
It was a real cat voice! Persian kitten could roar like a lion and squeak like a mouse. Brothers could not believe their ears and just after hearing Flat Face was taken in the band Long Haired Persian Cats.
And then successful gigs followed, and as a result - contract with AtlantiCat Music. Then Long haired persian cats recorded one hit after the other. Rock Paw, Midnight Scream, Fur Stands on End - these songs are in the history of cat rock music. And when the band recorded a song Don't Claw Me, then the whole-Kingdom fame fell on the band. Pictures of long haired cats appeared on the covers of all musical magazines. And Flat Face could not go out of house without a bodyguard, because he was immediately attacked by screaming fans. But nevertheless, young cats did not become victims of a star fever and continued composing great songs. Now kittens are grown up and became a serious long-haired musicians. Music is still the meaning of their lifes. And we impatienty wait for the new hits by the great trio of long haired persian cats.

© Written by Julia Pishvanova